Anonymous said: Tips on how to shave everything without getting razor bumps?
Not really. My skin is super sensitive and gets red/irritated/razor bumps with absurd ease. I’ve actually given up on shaving or waxing my legs at all. I use a trimmer once ever few weeks to thin it out. It makes it not too visible and I’ve never had anyone find this strategy to be a problem. Honestly, it’s a calculation – red bumps look bad, so does body hair on a boy. I like my compromise between the two. No red bumps, not too much hair.
Anonymous said: Tips on how to clean your ass before sex?
So many tips!
Seriously, this is something people really need to talk more about. I don’t think tops really appreciate how damn difficult it can be.
I use a bulb douche, the type you can order from any gay sex store. My other recommendation would be to go to a drugstore and buy an enema bottle, empty it, and use that.
I’m assuming you know the basics: fill the douche, squirt, let it out.
Probably the biggest mistake that I made is thinking that more water in would mean a cleaner ass. In a lot of ways it’s the opposite, as too much water can’t be absorbed by the colon and therefore is liable to make a return during sex. You want to be putting in about 100mL into your ass each time. That’s enough to clean out your rectum but not enough to overflow it into the colon. My nerdy recommendation is to practice with your douche and a measuring cup to get a feel for how much of a squeeze you need to get 100mL out.
You should douche while in a squatting position with your back straight. You only need to insert the tip of the douche - any more can actually be worse as it might get the water in too deep. The water should be warm. Keep it in for about 15 seconds then let it out. I find that usually 4 or 5 goes of this is enough, but it depends on the day.
Sometimes you’ll feel the need to shit after you douche - follow the instinct. It’s better to get it out before than during. Usually what comes out will just be brownish water anyways, and a squirt or two later you’ll be all clean. This stuff is the excess water that got stuck and is why you don’t want to put bucket loads up your butt.
Diet is also important. You might have heard that fibre is key to a clean ass but that’s really only half true. Insoluble fibre, which doesn’t absorb water, makes your poop runny and thin. Too much of this and it can make clean up frustrating and difficult. You want to balance this with soluble fibre, which keeps stuff together. My recommendation is to eat a healthy cereal like bran flakes for breakfast and combine that with raisins and a banana. With a combo like that you get a lot of fibre in just one meal so you don’t have to stress too much the rest of the day.
But the most important thing is this: sometimes it happens anyway. A little bit of brown on the towel isn’t the end of the world, and any top who thinks so is a colossal dick (and not in the good way). More major accidents can be totally humiliating but if you’re with a decent human being he’ll be kind about it.
I hope that helped!
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